This Thanksgiving, I'd like to thank everyone who didn't buy my book
All 8 billion of you. Thanks to you, the price is still $1,000,000.
A note of thanks
Dear you,
Thank you for not buying my book this year.
Because of you, the only copy of Dad, Look – I Wrote A Book! is still on my shelf, still unread, and still exactly $1,000,000. Consistency like that does not happen by accident. It takes billions of people, every single day, choosing not to buy it.
I am grateful. The book is grateful. My dad is confused.
With thanks, Abdel
P.S. If you'd like to stop being thankable, the book is at dad-look.com.
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The table
Five seats. One of them is still free. Tap a seat to see who's sitting there.
Tap a seat.
At the table:
What I'm thankful for this year
My dadHe looked. That is all I ever asked.
The highest bidderYou offered $10. It was not enough, but it was something. Mostly it was not enough.
Everyone who almost bought itYou know who you are. I do not, because you did not leave your name.
Beers and chocolatesIncluded with the book. Still unopened. Like the book.
The 49 websitesI built 49 websites to sell one book. They have sold zero books between them. Teamwork.
YouFor not buying my book. Thanks to you, the price is still $1,000,000. I could not have kept it there without you.
Give the book something to be thankful for
Take the empty chair
The only copy of Dad, Look – I Wrote A Book! is for sale. $1,000,000. Beers and chocolates with the author included. Next Thanksgiving, you could be the one being thanked for buying it.